A Little Sass, A Little Fun
Inspirational Thoughts to Lighten Things Up
It funny, but sometimes you need a fresh perspective to lighten things up, while egging you on. That is the purpose of the following humorous and witty inspirational thoughts.
I love to laugh and KNOW it’s the best medicine going. I’ve found that humor often hides brilliant insight. So as I run across amazing funny and sassy gems, here they will go.
Funny, Brilliant, Sassy
Accept who you are, unless you are a serial killer.
Don’t half ass anything. Whatever you do, always use your full ass.
Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman.
What’s a Queen without her King? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.
Know you’re worth, then add tax.
Women are not moody. We simply have days we are less inclined to put up with shit.
I don’t want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
A strong woman looks a challenge in the eye and gives it a wink.
Your opinion will never cut me a check.
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
I am going to stand outside and if anyone asks, I am outstanding.